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Because you may not have your life together, but at least the outfit does.
This effortlessly wearable T-shirt features the phrase “Emotionally Unavailable, Aesthetically Consistent” - perfect for anyone who prioritises the vibe, protects their peace, and refuses to compromise on the aesthetic.
Wear it while reading emotionally devastating fantasy novels, avoiding your responsibilities, drinking excessive amounts of tea, or simply looking far more put together than you actually feel.
• 100% cotton
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
♻️ Printed to order: Made especially for you to help reduce waste. This item is fulfilled by our print partner and will therefore arrive in alternative, non-branded packaging.
✨ Emotionally Unavailable, Aesthetically Consistent - T-Shirt
£11.50 GBP
Taxes included.
This effortlessly wearable T-shirt features the phrase “Emotionally Unavailable, Aesthetically Consistent” - perfect for anyone who prioritises the vibe, protects their peace, and refuses to compromise on the aesthetic.
Wear it while reading emotionally devastating fantasy novels, avoiding your responsibilities, drinking excessive amounts of tea, or simply looking far more put together than you actually feel.
• 100% cotton
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
♻️ Printed to order: Made especially for you to help reduce waste. This item is fulfilled by our print partner and will therefore arrive in alternative, non-branded packaging.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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